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Dear Cat Lover,

I just DON'T understand humans sometimes. I tell Marc over and over again what I want, and he doesn't listen! And then, when I do something that he doesn't like and that I told him I was gonna do if he didn't change, he gets angry. What's up with that?!

Tonight was one of those occasions. I told Marc time and time again that I don't like the new pine pellet cat litter. It just doesn't appeal to me. I can't clean up after myself, and it's too slow to asorb. So I peed on his old leather chair. I told him I would if he didn't get me better litter. I did. And he was upset about it. So!?! It's not like I didn't tell you. I DID!

There has to be an easier way to communicate. This meowing stuff only goes so far. I can barely get Marc to let me out on the porch, let alone get me a decent litter.

Any cat out there have a good suggestion so I don't have to smack my human with clue-by-four?

"So many good songs it's hard to pick a favorite! Good humor and excellent music. "A Cat Named Rover" rates high. As a dyed in the fur cat lover and Celtic music fan, this album was irresistible! I am currently owned by 7.5 cats. (The half cat belongs to my neighbor, but she(the cat) visits a lot.) Cat #7 has her own apartment in my garage. She is not socialized, so the only way I can see her is with a network observation camera. Cats 1-6 live in my house. Thanks, Marc, for the perfect album for a Cat and Celtic fanatic."
--Beatrice Walters

FRUSTRATION AND WHISKERS
Despite my frustration with The Human, at least my new CD, "Whiskers in the Jar" is done. I finally got him to finish that album. Though he hasn't told me if we have a definite time when it will arrive back here. I wish it would get here already. My trill at the end of "When the Dairy Farm Caught Fire" is awesome! I was in perfect tune... and the timing. Ah! I'm a genius. Yes, I am.

Marc tells me we're still six grand in the whole with this one. Luckily, the debt didn't stop him from racing out tonight to get me DECENT litter. Course, he seemed a little exacerbated. Then he came back and sprayed this stuff... Urine Gone, all over the house, like a madman. I thought he flipped.

Oh and he did not spray it on the new Celtic Cat T-Shirts. That's good. Boy, do those shirts look sharp! I should make Marc wear a shirt every day as penance for not listening to me!

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I think I am calmed down now. Dictating to Tiziano seems to do that. Of course, so does biting and scratching him. I think I made Marc paranoid too. Mehe. Serves him right.

Well, now that "Whiskers in the Jar" is done. It is time to start promoting it. If you haven't told a friend about the CD, what the mreow are you waiting for?! Go email three friends right now. Tell them their love cats is dependent on them owning this CD. They have no choice!

Then when you're done, go watch "An Engineer's Guide to Cats" on YouTube. Marc seemed to like it. But boy do those humans not understand us.

Uh oh! I feel the frustration creeping on again. Time to attack Tiziano.

To love is human. To purr is divine. Mreow!
-Torre Gunn, lead meower of The Dubliners' Tabby Cats

TnT are two tabby cat brothers who own a simple-minded human named Marc Gunn, who plays music, writes poetry, and isn't too shabby a photographer. The main reason they bother to keep him around is because he entertains them now and then and isn't too hard to take care of. They all perform together with The Dubliners' Tabby Cats.