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An Interview with a Cat About the Election of Barack Obama for President
by Sheena Harden
And now for something more uplifting, an interview with a young black kitteh with her thoughts on the outcome of the election.
 WPR: I'm here with Tori Bean Harden, a black youth from one of America's disenfranchised minorities, cats. Thank you Tori for taking the time to speak with us.
Bean: Hi. Hi! (rubs the mic with her head)
WPR: So how do you feel about the outcome of the election?
Bean: I don't know. Will there be more food?
WPR: Obama's tax plan should make it easier for those Americans in a certain tax bracket to get by, so potentially, yes.
Bean: Okay. Then I'm for it! You said Oh-Bama is black, like me? I'm pretty! (pauses to lick herself)
WPR: His father was Kenyan and his mother was white.
Bean: That would make him more like Buckley. Buckley is goofy. He doesn't play with me nearly enough. Can we play now? Where is my toy?
WPR: Okay... So, if you were able to vote would you have voted for Obama?
Bean: I could change my mind at any moment.
WPR: Do you think that as President, Mr. Obama will work for Cat's rights?
Bean: Pft! Whatever. Even if he did we would just ignore him. Humans are already our servants. What more do we need? (pauses to stare into space) Well, more no-kill shelters for strays would be nice. But I'm not counting on it... Is that a bug? (bounds away)
WPR: Well, thank you Ms. Bean for your time.
Hear the cat love of Irish Drinking Songs for Cat Lovers.Labels: cat_comedy
posted by Marc Gunn @
2:32 PM
 
The Cat Creation Myth
On the first day of creation, God created the cat.
On the second day, God created man to serve the cat.
On the third day, God created all the animals of the
earth to serve as potential food for the cat.
On the fourth day, God created honest toil so that man
could labor for the good of the cat.
On the fifth day, God created the sparkle ball so that
the cat might or might not play with it.
On the sixth day, God created veterinary science to keep
the cat healthy and the man broke.
On the seventh day, God tried to rest, but he had to scoop
the litter box.
Hear the cat love of Irish Drinking Songs for Cat Lovers.Labels: cat_comedy
posted by Marc Gunn @
4:48 PM
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